lol why was the queen so miserable at the opening ceremonies.
probably cause the boys haven’t performed yet 

  • my friend: i saw this really attractive picture of niall.
  • me: so you saw every single picture of niall ever taken?
  • niall has such cute cheeks. 

    in math class today, instead of actually focusing/doing my work, i was imagining niall and i having sex.
    good times.  

    having sex with the boys on sims is as much action as im ever going to get with them.

    dearest niall horan; 

    get out, get out, get outta my head.
    and fall into my bed instead.
    i don’t, i don’t, don’t know what it is.
    but i need your peeeennnnnnisss
    and you’ve gotta lovely peeennnniss. 

    one direction can spray their silly string on me any time.